This is the website for me (mostly) and my family. This is where I get to brag about my cute kids (and wife), store some of my stupid jokes, show some of my woodworking projects and generally mouthoff. This site is an ongoing work in progress. ~Mark.

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"He that knows not, and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He that knows not, and knows that he knows not is a pupil. Teach him.
He that knows, and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.
He that knows, and knows that he knows is a teacher. Follow him."
Arabic proverb

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest
fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness,
that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous,
talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child
of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There is nothing enlightened
about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We
are born to make manifest the Glory of God that is within us. It's not
just in some of us, it's in everyone, and as we let our own light shine,
we consciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated
from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
Marianne Williamson from A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of a Course in Miracles

I'm an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 12 on the Obama Test